Unattended Children

May I Please Play Outside Unsupervised Agreement

I, Joseph Brent Helms (hereafter referred to as "Negligent Parent") shall be responsible for Haley Marlena Helms (hereafter referred to as "Unattended Child"). Negligent Parent shall indemnify, defend and save harmless Unattended Child, its Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Great Aunts and Uncles, Cousins, Sisters, Stuffed Animals and agents from and against all liability, cost or expense, damages, claims, or losses that arise as a result of, in whole or in part, the negligence, error, omissions or failure of Negligent Parent to perform duties as set forth in Exhibit A of this Agreement.

Exhibit A: Negligent Parent shall assume all parental responsiblities of Unattended Child while Laura Taylor Helms (hereafter referred to as "Wife") is away attending to important household duties.

I accept said terms of this Agreement of my own free will and choice as demanded by Wife.

J. Brent Helms

It was Laura's fault for leaving me in charge . . . I'm suing!