An area of over two rooms near the Helms kitchen were evacuated on Tuesday after a massive explosion of emotions and bodily functions occured. A fight ensued between Allie and Haley, causing a megaquake that was felt throughout the house. Emily shattered her cereal bowl, sending glass, cereal, and milk over two miles in the air. A volcano, Mount Joseph, erupted, compounding the problems already associated with the disaster-ravaged breakfast time. The eruption continued to spew large amounts of boogers into the air and showed no signs of abating after three sneezes. The scene was horrific. An area of over two rooms near the Helms kitchen was evacuated on Tuesday. Meanwhile, in an effort to avoid catostrophic aftershocks, Laura sang church hymns and Brent hid.
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THOSE SENSITIVE TO BOOGERS WILL BE OFFENDED.
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